Sunday, October 31, 2021

Shock

“That’s the third electric shock I’ve gotten this week!” Tim said, revolted. #lamejoke

Saturday, October 30, 2021

Thinner

I went to the paint store to get thinner. It didn't work. #lamejoke

Thursday, October 28, 2021

Ditch

“I guess I’ll have to dig another ditch around that castle,” Tim said, remotely. #lamejoke 

Wednesday, October 27, 2021

Sandwich

I'm told that it's great being married to a genie until you ask her to make you a sandwich. #lamejoke 

Monday, October 25, 2021

Triangle

"A triangle has three, a square has four, a pentagon has five," Tim sighed. #lamejoke

Sunday, October 24, 2021

Back

Did you see my chiropractic joke recently? I posted it about a week back. #lamejoke 

Friday, October 22, 2021

Lamejokes

 Sometimes my lamejokes make people sick. Must be a gag reflex…. #lamejoke

Thursday, October 14, 2021

Opposites

I once saw a blackhead and a whitehead holding hands. I guess oppozits do attract. #lamejoke

Wednesday, October 13, 2021

Virtues

I could go on and on about the virtues of underwear, but I'll be brief. #lamejoke

Thursday, October 7, 2021

Grapes

I'm telling everyone about the benefits of dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness. #lamejoke 

Wednesday, October 6, 2021

Tire

"I haven't put air in my fifth tire," said Tim, with dispair. #lamejoke 

Tuesday, October 5, 2021

Gravity

Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe, but if you remove it, you get gravy. #lamejoke 

Monday, October 4, 2021

Letter

Someone asked me what the ninth letter of the alphabet was. I didn’t know for sure without counting them, so I guessed. And I was right. #lamejoke

Sunday, October 3, 2021

Exit

"The exit is right there," Tim pointed out. #lamejoke