Thursday, September 30, 2021

Game Developer

The game developer was hopelessly saddened when he found out the games he made couldn't be ported from PC to Playstation and Xbox. He was inconsolable.  #lamejoke

Wednesday, September 29, 2021

Hair

"I'm losing my hair," Tim bawled. #lamejoke

Tuesday, September 28, 2021

Documentary

I was watching a documentary about how polar bears’ hands and feet have adapted to the snow when, all of a sudden, my TV froze. It’s okay though, it was just on paws. #lamejoke

Monday, September 27, 2021

Carpet

"I've only enough carpet for the hall and landing," said Tim with a blank stare. #lamejoke

Saturday, September 25, 2021

Canaries

Joey's been trying to sell dead canaries online, and all I can tell you is that they're not going cheap. #lamejoke

Friday, September 24, 2021

Skirt

The inventor of the ballet skirt was really struggling to come up with a name until he put two and two together. #lamejoke

Thursday, September 23, 2021

Hair removal

This guy, who never shaved, used hair removal products all over his body. He was an infamous Nair do well. #lamejoke

Tuesday, September 21, 2021

Guy

The bald guy went outside to get some fresh air. #lamejoke


Sunday, September 19, 2021

Lift

In the UK, it's called a "lift." Here, in the USA, it's called an "elevator." Why? I guess we were just raised differently. #lamejoke

Saturday, September 18, 2021

Diety

“I can see that the Greek woodland deity is no more,” Tim said with a deadpan expression. #lamejoke

Friday, September 17, 2021

Job

Joey quit his job at the gym because he wasn't big enough or strong enough. Handed in his too weak notice. #lamejoke

Thursday, September 16, 2021

Sun

When the sun goes down, I'm gonna call it a night. #lamejoke

Wednesday, September 15, 2021

Triangle

The triangle didn't say much on stage during the play last night. He only had three lines. #lamejoke

Tuesday, September 14, 2021

Air

Air for your tires at the gas station used to be free, now it costs a dollar. Why? Prolly inflation. #lamejoke

Monday, September 13, 2021

Snowman

The snowman was embarrassed when people saw him buying a bag of carrots. He was picking his nose. #lamejoke

Sunday, September 12, 2021

Fuel

A large oil company has announced it is going to start producing fuel from insect urine. I think it's BP. #lamejoke


Saturday, September 11, 2021

Horns

“Felines should not have horns,” said Tim categorically. #lamejoke

Thursday, September 9, 2021

Dryer

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along. #lamejoke

Wednesday, September 8, 2021

Concert

I heard that ABBA and Elvis Costello are thinking of touring together. It’s the ABBA and Costello concert. I wonder who's on first…. #lamejoke

Tuesday, September 7, 2021

Meetings

Seems that frogs make all their group decisions in kermitty meetings. #lamejoke

Monday, September 6, 2021

Star Wars

Joey's wife threatened to leave him if he didn't stop making Star Wars puns. I guess divorce is strong with this one…. #lamejoke 

Sunday, September 5, 2021

Bird

I like to make bird puns, but they're always a bit of ostrich. #lamejoke

Saturday, September 4, 2021

Origami

Joey claims to have learned how to do origami backwards. More on this story as it unfolds. #lamejoke

Friday, September 3, 2021

Lights

Last night, all the lights in the house went out abruptly. When my wife asked me to check it, I refused. #lamejoke

Thursday, September 2, 2021

Enlightenment

After the group of monks reached enlightenment, they celibated. #lamejoke

Wednesday, September 1, 2021

Quasimodo

Does the name Quasimodo ring a bell? #lamejoke