Friday, July 30, 2021

Rats

According to the dictionary, rats are underrated. #lamejoke

Monday, July 19, 2021

Argument

Had this long, pointless argument with Joey as to which vowel is the most important. I won. #lamejoke

Friday, July 16, 2021

Ice

Last winter, I used an old discount card I found in my wallet to remove ice off the windshield. I only got 20% off. #lamejoke

Thursday, July 15, 2021

Planning

Sure, planning is important in the hitman business. But they tell me that the real fun is in the execution. #lamejoke

Wednesday, July 14, 2021

Vacations

We went on one of those "once in a lifetime" vacations recently. Never doing that again. #lamejoke

Sunday, July 11, 2021

Ropes

Ropes don't win races. All they do is tie. Is that funny or knot? #lamejoke

Saturday, July 10, 2021

Competition

For winning a muscle loss competition, you'll prolly get atrophy. #lamejoke

Tuesday, July 6, 2021

Winter

Joey was going to write a long story about winter but it started getting too cold. So he just wrote a summary. #lamejoke

Saturday, July 3, 2021

Son

At least twice a week, someone will confuse me with Stephen King’s son. I'm not joking! #lamejoke

Friday, July 2, 2021

Snake

Joey's wife tried to buy an exotic snake online. When the package arrived, it only contained feather scarves. Looks like the boa cons tricked her. #lamejoke