Thursday, December 31, 2020

Working

The coin machine at the US Mint stopped working without explanation. It just doesn't make sense. #lamejoke

Wednesday, December 30, 2020

Abbreciation

Does anyone else forget the abbreviation for Maine or is it just ME? #lamejoke

Tuesday, December 29, 2020

Owl

The external organ an owl uses to breathe? Who knows? #lamejoke

Saturday, December 26, 2020

Competition

Then there's the one about the competition between the different cat litter companies. The winner gets the catastrophe. #lamejoke

Friday, December 25, 2020

Talk

If being around baby chickens has taught me one thing, it's that talk is cheep. #lamejoke

Thursday, December 24, 2020

Ability

It seems that my ability to make puns has groan over time. #lamejoke

Tuesday, December 22, 2020

Favorite

People ask what my favorite tongue-twister is. It's hard to say. #lamejoke

Monday, December 21, 2020

Art

I’ve been showing the work of some of my favorite graphic artists to my friends. But for some reason, whenever I bring out MC Escher’s art, I get weird stairs. #lamejoke

Thursday, December 17, 2020

Toddler

 The toddler pooped his pants, but kept on playing… undie-turd. #lamejoke

Wednesday, December 16, 2020

Cheese

Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards. #lamejoke

Tuesday, December 15, 2020

Sherlock Holmes

No matter how many times she tried, Sherlock Holmes's wife could never convince him to grow fond of her pet goose. You see, he was a master of the duck shun. #lamejoke

Monday, December 14, 2020

Dog

The sled dog puppy shopped at the Big & Tall store because he was a little husky. #lamejoke

Sunday, December 13, 2020

Difference

The major difference between a well dressed man and a tired out dog is that one wears a suit and the other just pants. #lamejoke

Tuesday, December 8, 2020

Hair

Joey was storing all his facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile. When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said, "No, it's a must stash." #lamejoke

Sunday, December 6, 2020

Theater Admission

I asked the movie theater attendant for one admission. He said he liked wearing his wife’s shoes when she wasn’t home. #lamejoke

Tuesday, December 1, 2020

Massage

 The massage I had today? Much kneaded. #lamejoke