Friday, April 24, 2020

I made some fish tacos last night, but they just ignored them and swam away. #lamejoke

Tuesday, April 14, 2020

Today I learned that people eat more bananas than monkeys. In fact, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey. #lamejoke

Monday, April 13, 2020

We imported a tree from Canada. It's pretty oak, eh. #lamejoke

Sunday, April 12, 2020

Will the quarantine end on April 30th? It May…. #lamejoke

Friday, April 10, 2020

Never let anyone tell you what can or cannot do. Just look at Beethoven - everyone told him he wouldn't make it as a musician. But did he listen? #lamejoke

Thursday, April 9, 2020

My uncle is the bass in a barbershop quartet. Yesterday was his first time to sing so low. #lamejoke

Tuesday, April 7, 2020

My recliner and I go way back. #lamejoke