Friday, August 23, 2019

You prolly want to know what's blue and not very heavy. Light blue. #lamejoke

Thursday, August 22, 2019

People often ask me why I became an editor. Well, to cut a long story short.... #lamejoke

Wednesday, August 21, 2019

Elite hunters can kill pigeons with a bow and arrow in pitch darkness. They do it by studying a coo sticks. #lamejoke

Tuesday, August 20, 2019

It's not easy living near Mrs Potato Head. She keeps sticking her nose where it doesn't belong. #lamejoke

Monday, August 19, 2019

Home Depot wouldn't let me buy a hammer in store. They said that they have to mallet to me. #lamejoke

Sunday, August 18, 2019

I managed to bake something on my first try. It was a piece of cake. #lamejoke

Monday, August 12, 2019

The yoyo was originally used in combat during the First Whirled War. #lamejoke

Saturday, August 10, 2019

Joey spilled some Jell-o on Prince William, and was accused of pudding on heirs. #lamejoke

Friday, August 9, 2019

Found a summer job earning extra money by sprinkling tiny drops of water every morning on the front yards of rich people. I don't earn much, but I make dew. #lamejoke

Wednesday, August 7, 2019

Then there was the one about this super powerful vampire. He can't be harmed by the sun. All other vampires pale in comparison. #lamejoke

Tuesday, August 6, 2019

A pun walks into a room and suddenly the ten people in the room die. Pun in, ten dead. #lamejoke

Monday, August 5, 2019

Most people learn how to redecorate their bathrooms through tile and error. #lamejoke

Sunday, August 4, 2019

Lions can see themselves with a mere roar. #lamejoke

Saturday, August 3, 2019

Fleas travel from animal to animal by itch hiking. #lamejoke

Thursday, August 1, 2019

When you receive your next mink coat, you may want to ask, "Is that faux fur or is that fur real?" #lamejoke