Cheese

What you call a can of nacho cheese kept in a fallout shelter? Justin queso. #lamejoke

Clips

You’ve seen alligator clips, right? But do you know about froggy clips? That’s when the moon passes between the earth and a frog. #lamejoke

Coffee

Coffee was just voted the best drink in the nation. It was an unfair vote. There were absent tea ballots. #lamejoke

Knock

Dad-Knock knock. Son-Who's there? Dad-Hike. Son- Hike who? 

Unsuspecting son 

Dad waiting with bated breath 

Sets the perfect trap #lamejoke

Sushi

I thought I'd been stung by a wasp while eating sushi. Turned out it wasabi. #lamejoke

Temperature

The internal temperature of a Taun Taun? Luke warm. #lamejoke

Son

My son once asked me, "Where does poo come from?" I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked a little perplexed, stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds, then said, “And Tigger?” #lamejoke

Lost

As I get older, I remember all of the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t the right choice. #lamejoke