Decay

I'm looking for someone to brush their teeth with me, because nine out of ten dentists say that brushing alone won't help tooth decay. #lamejoke 

Barber

Joey’s been accepted into barber school. Looks like he made the cut. #lamejoke 

Eye

The man’s name who only paid 5 cents for a prosthetic eye? Nikolai. #lamejoke

Cows

A local tailor is offering a weird promotion. All month long, cows have been able to bring in their underwear for free alterations. It’s udder May hem. #lamejoke

Asparagus

I went to the store to get ten asparagus, but when I got home I realized that I had gotten eleven. It was just a spare, I guess. #lamejoke 

Meeting

I told a joke during a Zoom meeting and no one laughed. I guess I’m not even remotely funny. #lamejoke 

Monkey

Then there was the one about the monkey that got arrested for throwing lit feces at zoo employees. Three of them were rushed to the hospital with turd degree burns. #lamejoke 

Commuting

It’s not just cell phones that distract drivers these days, Today, there was a rug-maker commuting in rush hour. He was weaving in traffic. #lamejoke

Challenge

Knife-throwers are not afraid of a challenge. In fact, they like to take a stab at lots of things. #lamejoke

Rocky

Did you know that Sylvester Stallone is on his third marriage? His first one was rocky. His second one was rocky too. #lamejoke

Flight

I'm going to start a flight company exclusively for bald people. Receding Airlines. #lamejoke

Test

Joey finally took his driving test yesterday. He got 8 out of 10. The other two guys jumped clear. #lamejoke

Tibia

They're currently excavating the world's largest dinosaur tibia. Apparently, it's a real shindig. #lamejoke

Yellowstone

 I’m working on a joke about Yellowstone National Park. You geyser gonna love it. #lamejoke

Sausage

I just found a great website to get sausage online! I’ll send you a link. #lamejoke 

Knowledge

Knowledge is power. France is bacon. #lamejoke 

Dictionary

I was so bored that I memorized six pages of the dictionary. I learned next to nothing. #lamejoke 

Star Wars

Star Wars. What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke warm. #lamejoke 

Windy

Yesterday was very windy. Joey told me something about pissing and wind. I couldn’t remember what it was. But it’s coming back to me now. #lamejoke

Vegetables

Someone told me that it’s impossible to make a pun about vegetables. That’s not nececelery true. #lamejoke 

Movies

What the movies “The Sixth Sense” and “Titanic” have in common? Icy dead people. #lamejoke 

Password

I just realized that "fortnight" is a lousy password. It's too weak. #lamejoke 

Dentist

My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth. He said it was accidental. #lamejoke 

Brides

If the surge in interest in mail-order brides shows anything, it's that you can't buy love. But, you can buy avowal. #lamejoke 

Deodorant

So I bought a deodorant stick today. Instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. Now, I can hardly walk, but when I fart, the room smells lovely! #lamejoke

Mayo

Someone just threw some mayo at me. What the Hellman!?! #lamejoke

Factory

My wife works in a factory that makes action figures of The Nanny. She got the job to make new Frans. #lamejoke

Wimbledon

Wimbledon will now offer “quiet” tennis for those with noise sensitivity. Same game but without the racket. #lamejoke