Language

No one believed my friend could discover Napoleon's native language. But I said, of course he can! #lamejoke

Agency

Breaking News! An armed man just ran into a real estate agency and shouted, “Nobody move!” #lamejoke 

Kebob

Joey’s grandfather spent his whole life in the kebab business, but instead of following in his footsteps, Joey buried him with all his equipment. Now he's probably turning in his grave. #lamejoke

Worshippers

Then there was the one about the dyslexic group of devil worshippers that sold their souls to Santa. #lamejoke

Turket

I stuck my hand into a turkey and felt offal. #lamejoke 

Rungs

Spaces between ladder rungs have increased because Americans are getting taller. Manufacturers claim it’s due to climb it change. #lamejoke 

Rope

You remember what happened when they cut the rope to the steeple? Doesn’t ring any bells? #lamejoke

Pasta

Joey’s girlfriend left him because he went to bed with some pasta. He said that he’s been feeling cannelloni. #lamejoke

Tree

Last year, my neighbor chopped a branch off his tree. This year, it seems to be growing back. I guess his tree repeats itself. #lamejoke

Parrot

I went into a pet store to buy my parrot a new stand. They wanted $500 for it. I told them that that was ridiculous. Nevertheless, they said that that’s the perch’s price. #lamejoke

Birthday

Buying my wife a matching belt and bag for her birthday. We’ll have that vacuum working again in no time. #lamejoke

Furniture

I recently started telling furniture jokes. But I haven’t made anyone laugh sofa. #lamejoke 

Unicorn

My granddaughter asked for a unicorn for her birthday. I gave her a wry no. #lamejoke 

Cosmetics

Joey added chocolate syrup to his wife's cosmetics. Figured it'd go great with her eyes cream. #lamejoke 

Pods

It was never difficult to discourage ladies from following the trend of eating Tide pods. It was much harder, however, to deter gents. #lamejoke

Yacht

I saw a yacht the other day. I couldn’t see the mast aft of the main. It was mizzen. #lamejoke 

Presentation

Joey’s kids put together a power point presentation on why They should all go to the water park. It has several slides. #lamejoke