Poem

A poem by a dog? Oh, you must be talking about a barcode. #lamejoke

Theater

I helped my community theater put on a play about a bakery. I wouldn't say I was the star, but I did play a role. #lamejoke

Sand

Beach sand is wet because the sea weed. #lamejoke

Summer

Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer. But that's okay. Something tells me he'll have a great fall. #lamejoke

Solar

Solar power is the future. But it won’t happen overnight. #lamejoke

Counting

My wife told me to stop counting, but I didn’t one two. #lamejoke

TV

It's a shame nothing is made in the USA any more. I bought a new TV last week. It said built in antenna. (I don't even know where that is.) #lamejoke

Money

The app you can use to send the princess money? Zelle, duh! #lamejoke