Barcode

When one barcode accidentally bumped into another barcode, he said, “SKUs me!” #lamejoke

Prefix

If you don’t know what prefix means, it’s ok. It’s not the end of the word. #lamejoke

Margarine

I dropped a tub of margarine on my foot last month and it still hurts. I can't believe it's not better. #lamejoke

Fiddle

Joey once went to a horrible pub called The Fiddle. It was a really vile inn. #lamejoke

Barcelona

I was walking into my kitchen when, suddenly, I thought I was from Barcelona and had the urge to take a siesta. Lucky for me I realized I was just having a señor moment. #lamejoke

Job

I took a job as an executioner, but it's been tough. I'm really struggling to get ahead. #lamejoke

Robber

An armed robber walks into a bank with two CDs glued to his glasses. The cashier hands him the money and says, “I have to ask, what’s with the CDs?” The man replies, “They’re my disk eyes!” #lamejoke

Mistakes

I told my wife she should start embracing her mistakes, so she smiled, and gave me a big hug. #lamejoke

Arizona

I recently lost my job at an Arizona map making company. They said I had no sense of Yuma. #lamejoke

Glasses

An armed man walks into a bank with two CDs glued to his glasses. The cashier hands him the money and says, “I have to ask, what’s with the CDs?” The man replies, “They’re my disk eyes!” #lamejoke

Plum

I let the plum tree dry up one time. That made it easier to prune. #lamejoke

Spa

Then there was the one about the guy that robbed that health spa. He jumped on a scale and got a weigh. #lamejoke

Grandma

Most people think that the difference between ‘Let's eat Grandma’ and ‘Let's eat, Grandma’ is the punctuation, but it’s really where you put the gravy. #lamejoke

Family

Joey comes from a family of failed magicians. He has two half sisters. #lamejoke

Radium

"Who discovered radium?" asked Marie, curiously. #lamejoke