Shock

“That’s the third electric shock I’ve gotten this week!” Tim said, revolted. #lamejoke

Thinner

I went to the paint store to get thinner. It didn't work. #lamejoke

Ditch

“I guess I’ll have to dig another ditch around that castle,” Tim said, remotely. #lamejoke 

Sandwich

I'm told that it's great being married to a genie until you ask her to make you a sandwich. #lamejoke 

Triangle

"A triangle has three, a square has four, a pentagon has five," Tim sighed. #lamejoke

Back

Did you see my chiropractic joke recently? I posted it about a week back. #lamejoke 

Lamejokes

 Sometimes my lamejokes make people sick. Must be a gag reflex…. #lamejoke

Opposites

I once saw a blackhead and a whitehead holding hands. I guess oppozits do attract. #lamejoke

Virtues

I could go on and on about the virtues of underwear, but I'll be brief. #lamejoke

Grapes

I'm telling everyone about the benefits of dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness. #lamejoke 

Tire

"I haven't put air in my fifth tire," said Tim, with dispair. #lamejoke 

Gravity

Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe, but if you remove it, you get gravy. #lamejoke 

Letter

Someone asked me what the ninth letter of the alphabet was. I didn’t know for sure without counting them, so I guessed. And I was right. #lamejoke

Exit

"The exit is right there," Tim pointed out. #lamejoke