Game Developer

The game developer was hopelessly saddened when he found out the games he made couldn't be ported from PC to Playstation and Xbox. He was inconsolable.  #lamejoke

Hair

"I'm losing my hair," Tim bawled. #lamejoke

Documentary

I was watching a documentary about how polar bears’ hands and feet have adapted to the snow when, all of a sudden, my TV froze. It’s okay though, it was just on paws. #lamejoke

Carpet

"I've only enough carpet for the hall and landing," said Tim with a blank stare. #lamejoke

Canaries

Joey's been trying to sell dead canaries online, and all I can tell you is that they're not going cheap. #lamejoke

Skirt

The inventor of the ballet skirt was really struggling to come up with a name until he put two and two together. #lamejoke

Hair removal

This guy, who never shaved, used hair removal products all over his body. He was an infamous Nair do well. #lamejoke

Guy

The bald guy went outside to get some fresh air. #lamejoke

Lift

In the UK, it's called a "lift." Here, in the USA, it's called an "elevator." Why? I guess we were just raised differently. #lamejoke

Diety

“I can see that the Greek woodland deity is no more,” Tim said with a deadpan expression. #lamejoke

Job

Joey quit his job at the gym because he wasn't big enough or strong enough. Handed in his too weak notice. #lamejoke

Sun

When the sun goes down, I'm gonna call it a night. #lamejoke

Triangle

The triangle didn't say much on stage during the play last night. He only had three lines. #lamejoke

Air

Air for your tires at the gas station used to be free, now it costs a dollar. Why? Prolly inflation. #lamejoke

Snowman

The snowman was embarrassed when people saw him buying a bag of carrots. He was picking his nose. #lamejoke

Fuel

A large oil company has announced it is going to start producing fuel from insect urine. I think it's BP. #lamejoke

Horns

“Felines should not have horns,” said Tim categorically. #lamejoke

Dryer

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along. #lamejoke

Concert

I heard that ABBA and Elvis Costello are thinking of touring together. It’s the ABBA and Costello concert. I wonder who's on first…. #lamejoke

Meetings

Seems that frogs make all their group decisions in kermitty meetings. #lamejoke

Star Wars

Joey's wife threatened to leave him if he didn't stop making Star Wars puns. I guess divorce is strong with this one…. #lamejoke 

Bird

I like to make bird puns, but they're always a bit of ostrich. #lamejoke

Origami

Joey claims to have learned how to do origami backwards. More on this story as it unfolds. #lamejoke

Lights

Last night, all the lights in the house went out abruptly. When my wife asked me to check it, I refused. #lamejoke

Enlightenment

After the group of monks reached enlightenment, they celibated. #lamejoke

Quasimodo

Does the name Quasimodo ring a bell? #lamejoke