Solar

Generating all of our power from solar energy? It's not gonna happen overnight. #lamejoke

Braid

Back in the day, one of my daughters once asked if I could braid her hair. The result was a parently knot. #lamejoke 

Bees

The reason bees stay in the hive in the winter? Swarm. #lamejoke

Horror

I saw a horror movie about people who could not stop sneezing until they died. It's based on achoo story. #lamejoke

Elton John

Then there was the joke about Elton John. It's a little bit funny. #lamejoke

Carryout

The name of a carryout restaurant which only sells dairy? How about whey-to-go? #lamejoke