Ghost

Turns out Joey's girlfriend was actually a ghost this entire time. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door. #lamejoke

Dentist

Sometimes dentists ask dumb questions like, “When’s the last time you flossed?” Like, Bro, you were there! #lamejoke

Egg

Joey thought breaking up with an egg would be hard, but once he did, he said that it was over easy. #lamejoke

Kitchen Zoo

In case you're wondering what’s in the kitchen but belongs in a zoo? It's a pan. Duh. #lamejoke

Bean

Mr. Bean said it best when he said.... 

#lamejoke

Stew

Tonight we're having Mt. Everest rabbit stew for dinner. We found him a layin' on the road. #lamejoke

Crow

I adopted a crow today. It was for a good caws. #lamejoke

Pebble

The shy pebble's greatest aspiration? To be a little boulder. #lamejoke

Dinosaur

I asked the librarian who the best author of dinosaur books is. She said try Sarah Topps. #lamejoke

Roulette

I tried to caution a friend about playing Russian Roulette, but it went in one ear and out the other. #lamejoke

Teacher

The music teacher was fired for reading band books. #lamejoke