Adjective

The adjective for metal is metallic But not so for iron which is ironic. #lamejoke

Sculptor

I tried to make money as a sculptor, but I could only get the heads right so I went bust. #lamejoke

Record

A friend asked me to meet him at the music store in 45. I got there in 33, which is record speed. #lamejoke

Shower

Joey tried to take a picture of himself in the shower, but the image was too blurry. He says that he has selfie steam issues. #lamejoke

Contest

I was in a contest where, if you talked, you lost. It was quite the competition, to say the least. #lamejoke

Weather

I enjoy the cold weather, but only to a certain degree. #lamejoke

Skydiver

Then there's the one about the skydiver that crashed into a Ferris wheel. Good news! He's slowly coming around. #lamejoke

Communism

Some people think that communism is the best. They like being paid ourly. #lamejoke