Working

The coin machine at the US Mint stopped working without explanation. It just doesn't make sense. #lamejoke

Abbreciation

Does anyone else forget the abbreviation for Maine or is it just ME? #lamejoke

Owl

The external organ an owl uses to breathe? Who knows? #lamejoke

Competition

Then there's the one about the competition between the different cat litter companies. The winner gets the catastrophe. #lamejoke

Talk

If being around baby chickens has taught me one thing, it's that talk is cheep. #lamejoke

Ability

It seems that my ability to make puns has groan over time. #lamejoke

Favorite

People ask what my favorite tongue-twister is. It's hard to say. #lamejoke

Art

I’ve been showing the work of some of my favorite graphic artists to my friends. But for some reason, whenever I bring out MC Escher’s art, I get weird stairs. #lamejoke

Toddler

 The toddler pooped his pants, but kept on playing… undie-turd. #lamejoke

Cheese

Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards. #lamejoke

Sherlock Holmes

No matter how many times she tried, Sherlock Holmes's wife could never convince him to grow fond of her pet goose. You see, he was a master of the duck shun. #lamejoke

Dog

The sled dog puppy shopped at the Big & Tall store because he was a little husky. #lamejoke

Difference

The major difference between a well dressed man and a tired out dog is that one wears a suit and the other just pants. #lamejoke

Hair

Joey was storing all his facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile. When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said, "No, it's a must stash." #lamejoke

Theater Admission

I asked the movie theater attendant for one admission. He said he liked wearing his wife’s shoes when she wasn’t home. #lamejoke

Massage

 The massage I had today? Much kneaded. #lamejoke