Quiet

 Honk if you love peace and quiet. #lamejoke

Chess

 I just got a job as a human chess piece. I'm on knights this week. #lamejoke

Comfort

 To comfort a distraught English teacher, just say, "They're, there, their." #lamejoke

Help

Joey's obsessed with collecting old Beatles records. His friends say he needs help, but I think he already has that one. #lamejoke 

Alone

 I was alone in the bathtub. Imagine my surprise when I felt a tap on my shoulder! #lamejoke

French

I don’t speak or understand French. Such is life. #lamejoke 

Bed

 Before Jeff Bazos goes to bed every night, he puts his pajamazon. #lamejoke

Ghost

Joey found out that his girlfriend is really a ghost. He had his suspicions the moment she walked through the door. #lamejoke

Vegans

 Do social vegans avoid meet? #lamejoke