Knees

 The only gift Joey got for his birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards. He's finding it hard to deal with. #lamejoke

Race

 You never want to challenge an extreme dieter to a footrace…. cuz they fast! #lamejoke

Speaker

"It's a pleasure to be the keynote speaker for The Purple Fruit Growers Association," said Tim, with much aplomb. #lamejoke

Wheel

 Before the invention of the wheel, moving stuff around was a real drag. #lamejoke

Mingle

 The drunk didn't mingle at the party. He just sot in the corner. #lamejoke

Talk

My friend, Jack, can talk to vegetables. You see, Jack and the beans talk. #lamejoke

Deodorant

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth. Now, when I talk, I have this weird Axe scent. #lamejoke

Name

I wanted to name one of our sons Lance, but my wife said that was too uncommon. But, you know, back in medieval days, people named their sons Lance a lot. #lamejoke

Whiteout

 I dared to ask my wife why she is ordering a giant tub of whiteout. Big mistake. #lamejoke

Art

Collecting Impressionist art is a pricey hobby. It requires a lot of Monet. #lamejoke