I made some fish tacos last night, but they just ignored them and swam away. #lamejoke

Today I learned that people eat more bananas than monkeys. In fact, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey. #lamejoke

We imported a tree from Canada. It's pretty oak, eh. #lamejoke

Will the quarantine end on April 30th? It May…. #lamejoke

Never let anyone tell you what can or cannot do. Just look at Beethoven - everyone told him he wouldn't make it as a musician. But did he listen? #lamejoke

My uncle is the bass in a barbershop quartet. Yesterday was his first time to sing so low. #lamejoke

My recliner and I go way back. #lamejoke