Some people think that a pretzel is knot bread. #lamejoke 

Learning to sleep upside down is often hard for baby bats, but, eventually, they get the hang of it. #lamejoke

It’s difficult for me to say what my daughter, Sally, does. You see, she sells sea shells by the sea shore. #lamejoke

Somebody just gave me a free air guitar. No strings attached! #lamejoke

I googled the phrase “missing medieval servant”. It came back with “page not found”. #lamejoke

I built myself a speech-activated car. I also have a regular car, but that goes without saying. #lamejoke

If your nose goes on strike, picket! #lamejoke

The letter ‘t’ has just been banned. Now, we'll never hear the end of it. #lamejoke

The tree didn't understand why the lumberjack cut it down. It was stumped. #lamejoke

I went to the North Pole. It was very see Nick. #lamejoke

With great reflexes comes great response ability. #lamejoke

I'm guessing Mozart decomposed after he died. #lamejoke

Everybody knows Albert Einstein was a genius, however nobody mentions his brother, Frank. That guy was a monster. #lamejoke

Joey had back surgery about a week back. #lamejoke

A group of cannibals crashed a séance and ate everyone present. One insisted on cooking his medium rare. #lamejoke

Dogcatchers get paid by the pound. #lamejoke

I once tried taking a vow of silence. Easier said than done. #lamejoke

You can't fault a good tennis serve. #lamejoke

I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude. #lamejoke

I dug up a worm for fishing. It's the end of the line for him. #lamejoke