Joey has a fear of being in a crowded vehicle and going through an underground passage. I think that he has carpool tunnel syndrome. #lamejoke
Saturday, May 25, 2019
Never challenge death to a pillow fight unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions. #lamejoke
Friday, May 24, 2019
Look, I hate waiting in lines as much as the next guy. Actually, he probably hates it slightly more. #lamejoke
Thursday, May 23, 2019
They dared me to jump off a cliff, but it was just a bluff. #lamejoke
Wednesday, May 22, 2019
I couldn't find the car window scraper this morning, so I used a plastic store discount card to clean my windows. It didn't work very well. I only got 20% off. #lamejoke
Saturday, May 18, 2019
The pirate on Wheel Of Fortune wanted to buy an "I". #lamejoke
Friday, May 3, 2019
The politician, who opened a neighborhood pharmacy, is considered to be a piller of the community. #lamejoke
Thursday, May 2, 2019
I wanted to bid at the silent auction, but it was not aloud. #lamejoke
Wednesday, May 1, 2019
The photon moved very quickly through space because it was traveling light. #lamejoke