I don’t quite know how to say this, but can you pass the Worcestershire sauce? #lamejoke

Grocery store workers must let the customer decide if they want paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers. #lamejoke

During the Ming dynasty, there were two princes Hu and Yu ready to take over the throne. Hu was older, but a unlucky man. Hu died and made Yu king. #lamejoke

When I swapped our bed for a trampoline, my wife hit the roof. #lamejoke

This guy started carrying a knife since an attempted mugging a few years ago. Now his attempts are a lot more successful. #lamejoke

Putting a ceiling fan in the family room took a lot of screwing up. #lamejoke

Smartphone downloads will at last be available in North Korea, under the U.S. and South Korea’s policy of app easement. #lamejoke

If you want to borrow my rope, you'll have to sign a free trade a cord. #lamejoke

If you've never tried blindfolded archery, you don’t know what you’re missing. #lamejoke

The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence. #lamejoke

When I was a kid, I tried to eat a yoyo, but it wouldn't stay down. It kept coming up on me. #lamejoke

Joey asked the flight attendant if he could switch seats as he was next to a screaming baby. Apparently you are not allowed to do that if the child is yours. #lamejoke

I just bought a bottle of liquid plumber to unclog my bathtub. Well, here goes $7.00 down the drain. #lamejoke

Time flies when you’re having fun. Measure spiders when you’re not. #lamejoke

My friend is really frustrated that he has to use a stair chair lift because of his age. It’s driving him up the wall. #lamejoke

Sometimes, when houses have personality disorders, they develop attic. #lamejoke

Beware of lumberjacks bearing dull tools. They usually have an axe to grind. #lamejoke

The homeless man got into politics because he wanted change. #lamejoke

The ending to the E. coli outbreak romaines to be seen…. #lamejoke

Are you tired after work? There's a nap for that. #lamejoke

People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain. Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision. #lamejoke

Quit my job at the helium factory today. I'm not gonna be spoken to in that tone of voice. #lamejoke

Time is money? Don't buy that for a second. #lamejoke

Geology rocks, but geography is where it's at! #lamejoke

A group of astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the Earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day. #lamejoke

Joey told me that being paid to sleep would be his dream job. #lamejoke

Life is about changing perspectives and priorities. I used to worry if one of my hairs were out of place. Now, I don't care if they both are. #lamejoke

Joey was told the injuries to his wrists might lead to amputation at the shoulders, but in the end there was no arm done. #lamejoke

In the Star Wars universe, they don't eat baby wookiees because they are a little chewy. #lamejoke

If I lost my sense of humor, it would be no laughing matter. #lamejoke